Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Well nope
Guess how old I just turned with this list of gifts I received.
Slip and slide
Scooter
Doody chart (to keep track of when you doody)
Wallet
Play doh
Molds to make stuff with the play doh
Glitter glue
A purse shaped like a toad
A box of cookies with a prize inside
And a ton of Lollipops and other assorted candies.
Today’s useless piece of information
The name “Pakistan” comes from a 1933 pamphlet titled “Now or Never” written by Choudhary Rahmat Ali, an activist who wanted to create a Muslim homeland in South Asia. It is an acronym for the five northern parts of India which were heavily comprised of Muslims: Punjab, the Afghan Province, Kashimir, Sind, and Baluchistan. The original text called the envisioned country “Pakstan;” the “i” was added later in order to make the name linguistically correct.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn’t met me yet.
A girl phoned me the other day and said…” come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
The best feeling in the world is when you completely pull something out of your ass that doesn’t make sense at all but everyone still believes you!
I decided to write a book. Its titles “last one off the plane: first one out of the van”
And the best part is…it has nothing to do with planes, vans, or getting off of transportation vehicles…it’s actually about a California adventure! This is gonna be a good one!
- Boy: Excuse miss, but do you know what material this is? (points to shirt)
- Me: Um, cotton?
- Boy: Nope, its boyfriend material!!
